Boehner overdid it in the tanning salon!

Did you notice that Boehner looked darker than Obama in tonight's State of the Union? Did he forget to set a timer in his tanning session?

Obama is white!

To celebrate election day, what better than doing it with a smile in your face. Chris Rock tells a shocking "truth" about Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Our president is white!

Priceless!

Mariano Rajoy is the new Spanish President.

That's what I'm talking when I said, they are going to need a miracle!

Sleepless in St. Louis

I'm about to start a day of work after 3 hours of sleep. Last night my daughter decided it was time to party and, as people dancing to the Beastie Boys' hit (You gotta) Fight for you Right (to Party)!, she got into the the mosh pit and started demanding her right to stay awake.
I was wondering in the middle of the night why she hasn't learned yet that the song per se is not an apology to party, but a parody of party songs! Didn't she get the irony? Oh well, what can I do, she is only two and a half!

John Boehner is done negotiating with the president

Mr. Obama says that he doesn't understand why the speaker of the House did not accept his plan and broke all conversations with him. I truly believe the president is lying. Here is what probably happened:

Mr. Obama: John, please, you should really read and understand our proposal.

Mr. Boehner: I don't want to!

Mr. Obama: (raising his voice) John, come on, think for yourself, be a man!

Mr. Boehner: Buaaa, buaaa, I'm done negotiating with you Barack!